Again, you’re fucking weird. What kind of messed up logic is that?
Figure it out, I’m sure you’re capable of that.
No, you don’t have to do that. But if you really hated me, wouldn’t you have walked off by now? But no you’re here, entertaining… me. The girl you hate.
Nah, I would’ve walked off if you weren’t worth my time. Just because I hate you doesn’t mean that you aren’t worth my time.
Again, you’re a shit liar. You’re going to have to be a lot more convincing if you want me to believe that.
What do you want me to do? Punch you in the face?
Really? Because I think you like me. [She nodded.]
I despise you.
Because you’re an idiot. That’s why. Well go ahead, cry. Hopefully that’s make you less irritating.
You make me fucking sick.
How sad. You should probably go talk to a shrink. I’m sure there’s plenty who’d jump at the chance at working with someone so weird.
Colette, my saving fucking grace, how did I never think of such a thing? I think all I need is a good cry.
Is that so? So, answer me this, how does someone who’s cute end up being so annoying and gross?
Call it trauma.
You should see the look on your face. Some would actually say it’s puppy like, Bender.
You wouldn’t believe how often I get that comparison.
You are an shit liar, you know that right.
Stop being gross, Bender. [She shoved his arm.] Yes, I am sticking to that. I get it, you’re not going to tell me. It’s fine. But you’re lucky it was just me, had those bad boys glowed near the crazies in this town, you probably wouldn’t be alive to be gross again.
Never. [He chuckled.] Tell you what? Fucking hell, I’m starting to think you might be one of these crazies without even knowing it.